What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 18:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

What disgusts you?

So they tried

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do I get bored with porn so quickly? I can watch maybe half a video (5 mins max) and then get bored and do something else. I don't watch porn often, just a teenager. 17.

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Why is the internet so restrictive? Why is it impossible to find a place where you can express yourself fully?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Does anybody believe in cultural appropriation?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

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Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

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No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

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They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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