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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 18:41

Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Does anybody believe in cultural appropriation?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
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Planetarium’s discovery about outer solar system shocks astronomers - South China Morning Post
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Geologists Accidentally Found a Ghost Plume Rising From Earth’s Mantle - AOL.com
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
No Man's Sky Gets A Massive Switch 2 Upgrade And It's All Free - Kotaku
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids